Secret Bonus Level – WRIR

You’re here! And this moment is special. Let it enjoy you as you enjoy it. Type in this cheat code and bask in 8 bit wonder as a chest appears, wedged deep in the corner of your own personal life’s underworld. Let the yellow light within spill out over you as you reach in a trembling paw to retrieve these unimaginable treats. Forgotten Pop. Fringe genres. Unexpected remixes, covers and collaborations. Strange and unusual gems. The unfathomable wild beasts of our own beautiful city, from right around that next corner, orange in the streetlights, lumbering toward you, unstoppable as a your high school crush. A true mixed bag of every genre’s excellence with live performances from bands, rappers and DJs. Interviews the likes of which you won’t find scrolling past your life on that phone. And, of course, all the quality Hip Hop you didn’t know how much you needed. Grade AA eggs. Beats and refrains to not just soothe, but upgrade your stats. You’ve leveled up. @WRIR

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